uranodioning:

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

feenyxblue:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

bpdmemes:

Alexa release the serotonin

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

Portal(2007)

justaprettycoolkeychain:

I hate people who call me. I don’t have a phone so you can reach me, I have a phone so I can read fanfic on the bus.

joey-wheeler-official:

me, anytime there’s fog: Whoa am i about to be haunted by physical manifestations of my inner turmoil, flaws as a human being and past wrongdoings and also pyramid head who is there solely for the sake of marketing?

star-eaters:

girlasabodyofwater:

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

depressionmeal:

Crying about wanting to eat mashed potatoes while laying on the bathroom floor

tinaseh:

KangHee Kim

http://kanghee.kim

please don’t remove credit

azzandra:

Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM

*giant sand worm burst from the ground*

Me: YESSSSSSSS

nikoni: